Serendipity, the teeth on a python is not what you need to worry about... its the constricting. That snake is plent big enough to kill that baby, and if you've ever had a python squeeze around you you know just how hard it is to get them off... especially off something as small and easy as a baby.
A Florida toddler was strangled Wednesday by a 3.7 m albino Burnese python that escaped from a holding tank in the girl`s home. The pet`s owner, a *boyfriend* (emphasis mine; FOTM are dangerous to kids)of the child`s mother, found the python on top of the 2 year-old girl in the rural community of Oxford, about 80 km northwest of Orlando.
Lover of pets and hater of dumb. I don't know what brings out the retard in people who use the internet to dump, get, beg for shit, or otherwise fail their animals, but I'm here to mock it. Mercilessly.
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I *really* hope that's a CPR doll. Please tell me that's what it is. No one can be really that stupid, can they?
ReplyDeleteOMG... yes words fail. so do that kids parents... UGH
ReplyDeleteOh great, is that a python? You know, that group of snakes with lots of teeth that will bite when agitated?
ReplyDeleteNot that a docile species would make this any better, but still. Parenting epic fail.
Serendipity, the teeth on a python is not what you need to worry about... its the constricting. That snake is plent big enough to kill that baby, and if you've ever had a python squeeze around you you know just how hard it is to get them off... especially off something as small and easy as a baby.
ReplyDeleteReally... can this link be sent to CPS?
I found this pic elsewhere on the net, so I have no idea where it was taken.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to think it's a CPR doll, but this kind of dumb is probably for real.
It's not a CPR doll... their heads can't tilt to the side like that... they can only turn from side to side.
ReplyDeleteGood Lord! CPS, were are you?
ReplyDeleteWell, folks, it`s happened! Via Reuters:
ReplyDeleteA Florida toddler was strangled Wednesday by a 3.7 m albino Burnese python that escaped from a holding tank in the girl`s home. The pet`s owner, a *boyfriend* (emphasis mine; FOTM are dangerous to kids)of the child`s mother, found the python on top of the 2 year-old girl in the rural community of Oxford, about 80 km northwest of Orlando.
TOLD YOU!